Why is it that....

I just stole these from my brother-in-law Johnnie. Thanks John Boy :o)


-Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

-Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

-Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

-Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

-If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

-Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

-How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

-In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

-The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness…think of your three best friends…if they are ok, then it's you.