Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Mom Purse

I used to have 3 things in my purse.

  1. wallet
  2. cellphone
  3. chapstick
Now I have a proper "Mom Purse". I just cleaned it out and found the following:
  • half of a green crayon
  • 6 cheerios
  • headband
  • fingernail polish
  • turtle finger puppet
  • 2 old grocery lists
  • 6 bags of fruit snacks
  • plastic spoon
  • sharpie pens
  • three 1GB thumb drives
  • my wallet
  • 1 penny
  • baby orajel
  • antibacterial hand gel
  • lotion
  • 2 packs of gum
  • dried up lip gloss
  • a pine cone
  • my coupon file
  • raisins... not in a package, just raisins.
  • bobby pins
  • 2 diapers in 2 sizes, neither of which fit either of my children.
  • bulletin from church
  • empty pack of baby wipes
  • jar baby food (sweet potatoes)
  • 3 of Ruby's bracelets
  • Ruby's spare underwear and stretch pants
Whew! Talk about the glamourous life! 

6 comments:

katie holt said...

i cannot express how much i LOVE LOVE LOVE that you had a pine cone in your purse. amazing.

the mrs. said...

hahaha, a pine cone! that's hilarious. you are prepared for anything.

Rachel said...

just livin' the dream!

Stevi said...

Needless to say I am not a mom, but I tend to have a similar experience when I clean out the backseat.

I find all kinds of school projects, socks, video games, french fries, remote controls, batteries, balls, & who knows what else.

Oh those crazy kiddos!

SK

Corrie and Phil said...

It's almost as if you took a picture of my purse and described it in perfect detail. I would just need to add about 4 pens, 2 Chuck E. Cheese tokens, 8 wadded up receipts or unused coupons, and a granola bar. Glamor! :)

Lindsay M. said...

When I was a nanny, I would always have a random sock or two in my purse. HA!