Security Issues

Introducing the Quantum Sleeper - bullet-proof bedding that actually seals you inside to protect you from the dangers of "Bio-Chemical terrorist attacks," "natural disasters," "kidnappers or stalkers." I think these people have some security issues.

You know that saying your parents tell you about wild animals? "They're more scared of you than you are of them", well in this case I really believe it is true. If I were a burglar who had just broken into a house and I found some people sealed up in a bullet-proof bed, I would be very afraid of them and would run away.


HT: Boing Boing