Contractions....

Here's the report.
It's about 11:30 and Ryan is telling me the proper sequence for "Happiest Baby on the Block" : swaddle, side, shhhhh, and some other important things he can't seem to remember. Of course, Amber can't recall the steps either, as her contractions are now two and a half minutes apart and she's distracted the her randomly inflating blood pressure cuff.
I'm not worried they've forgotten a few steps. I'm sure there is a refresher course available somewhere, which Amber and Ryan can attend, thereby guaranteeing their new baby will not only have the best sister on the block, but she'll be happy to boot.

- Mark Beeson / Guest Blogger

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