Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
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that
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second that... hilarious!
Brings back memories when my youngest son would draw people with belly buttons, when he was in kindergarten. He started drawing some of the belly buttons a little lower than they should have been. I was unaware of this, until I received a call from his teacher requesting a parent conference. She showed me the pictures and asked me why he would be drawing such things. I explained these markings were just belly buttons and NOT genitalia! I thought it was very funny, and the teacher seemed relieved! After all, my kids went to a christian school :)
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