Indiana Winter Jokes

By: Jeff Foxworthy

• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana.
• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Indiana.
• If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Indiana.
• If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.
• If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Indiana.
• If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana.
• If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.
• If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
• If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
• If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.
• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.
• If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana.
• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana.
• If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana.
• If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Indiana.
• If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Indiana friends & others, you definitely live in Indiana.

These are pretty much accurate for Michigan too...
Is it Spring yet?
Grrr.....

Family

Olan Mills or Dad's Photography? ...you decide

Ginger Dog

My Parent's dog Ginger LOVES when Ryan comes to visit. Pretty much wherever Ryan is, Ginger is sitting on him.

Isla

5-week old Isla was pretty much the life of the party this weekend. Ryan looked at her like this a lot - and quickly determined that we will need a little swing for our baby too.

Joel and Sarah are doing great living up in Boyne and doing all the lawyer-type things that lawyers do. We're all so proud of them.

Luke and Lindsey's cat is hilarious. This is sorta like the manger scene, with all the animals gathered around the new baby.

Luke and Lindsey are such great little parents. Isla is a lucky little girl to have such an awesome mom and dad. Thanks for an awesome weekend guys! We love you!

The Boards

Ryan takes step 3 of the board exams today and tomorrow - so if you think if it, pray that he'll remember everything he needs to remember! Pretty much this exam is a total recall of everything he's learned for the last 5.5 years since his first day of med school.

Golden Gifts

"Thank you for being a friend" necklace is pretty much the best Christmas gift idea I've ever seen in my entire life! If you don't know what to get me...this is it.

Cross Country Skiing

We spent the weekend in Cadillac with some of our best friends Joel & Sarah and Luke & Lindsey and thier new 5 week-old baby Isla. I'll post more pictures of Isla later. Here are a few from the trail.

Isla came along for the skiing adventure, tucked safely away inside Lindsey's coat. So cute!

Aaron and Tracy are ENGAGED!!!

My little brother is in looooooooove! This lovely lady is Tracy. We love her already and are so excited that she's joining the Beeson Family!!

Shredded Wheat

this morning I was eating a bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats when all of a sudden, out of nowhere this huge sneeze came right before I had time to swallow...

...and that's the story of how I got shredded wheat on my face.